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    <title>heatheristherock's Journals on Buzznet</title>
    <description><![CDATA[I'm insane. (see photo)]]></description>
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	      <title><![CDATA[The Midget]]></title>
	      <link>http://heatheristherock.buzznet.com/user/journal/4602941/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,geneva; font-size: small;">is a fan of mp3 speakers, lady gaga, candy, and me; </span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,geneva; font-size: small;">but not cat litter boxes.</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,geneva; font-size: small;">I can't say I blame her. </span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,geneva; font-size: small;">Also, I danced for the midget to this gummi bear song and it was stellar.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,geneva; font-size: small;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,geneva; font-size: small;">Maybe I can only entertain younger audiences. (if you can't tell I'm still upset about my loss)</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,geneva; font-size: small;">peace out fellas.<br /></span></p>]]></description>
		  		  	<category>bathtime</category>
		  		  	<category>beads</category>
		  		  	<category>beautiful dirty rich</category>
		  		  	<category>jailtime</category>
		  		  	<category>queen of the midgets</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>heatheristherock</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-09-27T12:54:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[bizzle is a perv]]></title>
	      <link>http://heatheristherock.buzznet.com/user/journal/4531721/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p>that is all.</p>]]></description>
		  		  	<category>bizzle is a perv</category>
		  		  	<category>chicken</category>
		  		  	<category>lallalalalalalalal</category>
		  		  	<category>slice ya</category>
		  		  	<category>stop singing kayleigh for fuck's sake</category>
		  		  	<category>suck me</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>heatheristherock</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-09-07T13:58:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[The DGH has compiled her army with the help of her #2, Bizzle]]></title>
	      <link>http://heatheristherock.buzznet.com/user/journal/4513751/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco;">PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR ASSIGNMENT.</span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco; font-size: small;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/8/9/9/6/6/1/1/orig-8996611.jpg" border="0" alt="" /><br /></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco; font-size: small;">DGH has the first draft of the army </span><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco; font-size: small;">ready for everyone.</span></p>
<p><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco;">2nd in command is bizzle because he helps me make the hard decisions like whether or not to neuter charly.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco;">Charly is the Jester because of all those "charly is stalking your pic LOL" pics he posted everywhere a couple of weeks ago that made me piss all over.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco;">Cephy is the assassin because even though he eats seaweed and rice (ugh) I feel that he can kill upon command with certain trigger words and subjects that I won't list here.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco;">Amy will be the super sneaky vampire sniper with the batman belt.<br /></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco;">Alex (my sweet) is the mad scientist that will concoct my spaceship (better car), my hologram (for reals), my transporter beam (please please please), my horsies and a batman belt (for amy)</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco;">Curly is the researcher that will get us ahead on our scheme to take over the world</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco;">Abbs is the doctor since she is excellent at ripping people new assholes and tells people to get the fuck over it when they're sick, should come in handy for bullet wounds.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco;">Dawn will be the super slutty decoy since she has big boobies to distract people with and a winning personality (at times)</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco;">xris will be the gatekeeper and pot will be the keymaster so that she can't upend my ruling. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco;">We also need riffraff to keep an eye on xris and pot to make sure they don't try to take over, xris succombs to pot at times.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco;">Maxruel will be at my disposal for video, music and computer needs.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco;">Miss Grace shall be in charge of our uniforms, once we get everyone in order. (make them extra fun please)</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco;">AND SUPER IMPORTANT: ABC IS IN CHARGE OF ALL ANIMAL RELATED ISSUES, AND HER CAT IS THE ARMY MASCOT FROM HERE ON OUT.</span><br /></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: terminal,monaco;">That's it for now. DGH OUT.</span></span></p>]]></description>
		  		  	<category>bizzle</category>
		  		  	<category>ceph</category>
		  		  	<category>charly</category>
		  		  	<category>dgh's army</category>
		  		  	<category>line em up</category>
		  		  	<category>oh yeah</category>
		  		  	<category>slice ya</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>heatheristherock</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-09-01T18:07:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[OKAY FUCKERS]]></title>
	      <link>http://heatheristherock.buzznet.com/user/journal/4451311/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p>since I looked so bad in the other picture, I will just post this while I am at my aunt's house sweating for a minute.</p>
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<p>ps I wasn't crying, I was just tired.</p>
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<p>ps suck it</p>
<p>ps lick me</p>
<p>ps bite me</p>
<p>ps i forget.</p>
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<p>GOTTA GO BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>]]></description>
		  		  	<category>i will slice everyone</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>heatheristherock</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-08-17T10:29:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[we're moving dawn today]]></title>
	      <link>http://heatheristherock.buzznet.com/user/journal/4262521/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p>will post later.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>will videotape mucho pictures of assholes, morons and idiots moving things.</p>
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<p>bye</p>]]></description>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>heatheristherock</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-06-27T06:54:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Hi People]]></title>
	      <link>http://heatheristherock.buzznet.com/user/journal/4212501/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif;">Hey add this douchebag.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif;">Tis my friend amy.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif;">She'll be entertaining and you can make fun of her as much as you please.</span></span></p>
<p>http://amymich.buzznet.com/user/main/</p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif;">peace out.</span></span></p>]]></description>
		  		  	<category>balls</category>
		  		  	<category>douchebag</category>
		  		  	<category>moron</category>
		  		  	<category>shitheap</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>heatheristherock</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-06-16T14:17:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BIZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></title>
	      <link>http://heatheristherock.buzznet.com/user/journal/4196781/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: small;">Hi Biz!</span></p>
<p><br /><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif;">Have a good birthday and I'm going to see amy &amp; the midget today so I will be posting a video for you later-ish. I will try and get some uncoordinated kids playing softball in it too. We'll see. It has potential for greatness. haha</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif;">ps OPEN YOUR GODDAMNED PRESENT.</span></p>]]></description>
		  		  	<category>biz bday</category>
		  		  	<category>boz cutter day</category>
		  		  	<category>bozzle birthday</category>
		  		  	<category>happy shizzle day!</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>heatheristherock</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-06-12T09:12:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[UPDATE!!!!]]></title>
	      <link>http://heatheristherock.buzznet.com/user/journal/4009091/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;">soooo the boss called me and said so do you really want to quit with no notice?? </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;">And I said, um. yes.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;">So she said that they're not mad at me and that technically I still work there (see I told you guys, you can't get fired even when you quit!!) and that they're just counting today as a sick day because she knew I didn't feel good yesterday. She told me to call her later. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;">????? So I said I still quit. And she said, just think about it until later, we'll miss you. So I said ok sure, I'll think about it but I make no promises. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;">SERIOUSLY???? THEY'RE NUTS! I can't believe they think I'm crazy!</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><span style="font-size: medium;">HAHA I'm thinking REALLY HARD. asshats.</span><br /></span></p>
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		  		  	<category>morons</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>heatheristherock</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-04-22T09:05:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[My boss won't answer my email.]]></title>
	      <link>http://heatheristherock.buzznet.com/user/journal/4008991/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial black,avant garde;">hmm. I think they know that I've quit by now. I was supposed to have been there at 9:30 and she wanted me to come in early... </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial black,avant garde;">I sent my email at like 7:30 ish... they must be MAAAAAAAD.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial black,avant garde;"><br /></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial black,avant garde;">haha. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial black,avant garde;"><br /></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: arial black,avant garde;">k bye</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: andale mono,times;">ps I have no idea what time it is in bizzile my izzle's world. and I don't really care. I know what time it is in heatherland.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: courier new,courier;"><br /></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: courier new,courier;">pps fonts are fun</span></span></p>]]></description>
		  		  	<category>oops i did it again</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>heatheristherock</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-04-22T07:48:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Heatheristhecomputertard]]></title>
	      <link>http://heatheristherock.buzznet.com/user/journal/4007381/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: book antiqua,palatino;">Hey photoshoppy people.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: book antiqua,palatino;">If I were going to purchase a book on cs 3 because I need to learn how to use it what would be a good book to get? <br /></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: book antiqua,palatino;">Help I'm confused.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: book antiqua,palatino;">thanks. bye now.</span></span></p>]]></description>
		  		  	<category>duh.</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>heatheristherock</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-04-21T19:03:00Z</dc:date>
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