Heatheristherock's Journals

The Midget

is a fan of mp3 speakers, lady gaga, candy, and me;

but not cat litter boxes.

I can't say I blame her.

Also, I danced for the midget to this gummi bear song and it was stellar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0

Maybe I can only entertain younger audiences. (if you can't tell I'm still upset about my loss)

peace out fellas.

bizzle is a perv

that is all.

The DGH has compiled her army with the help of her #2, Bizzle

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR ASSIGNMENT.

DGH has the first draft of the army ready for everyone.

2nd in command is bizzle because he helps me make the hard decisions like whether or not to neuter charly.

Charly is the Jester because of all those "charly is stalking your pic LOL" pics he posted everywhere a couple of weeks ago that made me piss all over.

Cephy is the assassin because even though he eats seaweed and rice (ugh) I feel that he can kill upon command with certain trigger words and subjects that I won't list here.

Amy will be the super sneaky vampire sniper with the batman belt.

Alex (my sweet) is the mad scientist that will concoct my spaceship (better car), my hologram (for reals), my transporter beam (please please please), my horsies and a batman belt (for amy)

Curly is the researcher that will get us ahead on our scheme to take over the world

Abbs is the doctor since she is excellent at ripping people new assholes and tells people to get the fuck over it when they're sick, should come in handy for bullet wounds.

Dawn will be the super slutty decoy since she has big boobies to distract people with and a winning personality (at times)

xris will be the gatekeeper and pot will be the keymaster so that she can't upend my ruling.

We also need riffraff to keep an eye on xris and pot to make sure they don't try to take over, xris succombs to pot at times.

Maxruel will be at my disposal for video, music and computer needs.

Miss Grace shall be in charge of our uniforms, once we get everyone in order. (make them extra fun please)

AND SUPER IMPORTANT: ABC IS IN CHARGE OF ALL ANIMAL RELATED ISSUES, AND HER CAT IS THE ARMY MASCOT FROM HERE ON OUT.

That's it for now. DGH OUT.

OKAY FUCKERS

since I looked so bad in the other picture, I will just post this while I am at my aunt's house sweating for a minute.

ps I wasn't crying, I was just tired.

ps suck it

ps lick me

ps bite me

ps i forget.

GOTTA GO BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we're moving dawn today

will post later.

will videotape mucho pictures of assholes, morons and idiots moving things.

bye

Hi People

Hey add this douchebag.

Tis my friend amy.

She'll be entertaining and you can make fun of her as much as you please.

http://amymich.buzznet.com/user/main/

peace out.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BIZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Biz!

Have a good birthday and I'm going to see amy & the midget today so I will be posting a video for you later-ish. I will try and get some uncoordinated kids playing softball in it too. We'll see. It has potential for greatness. haha

ps OPEN YOUR GODDAMNED PRESENT.

UPDATE!!!!

soooo the boss called me and said so do you really want to quit with no notice??

And I said, um. yes.

So she said that they're not mad at me and that technically I still work there (see I told you guys, you can't get fired even when you quit!!) and that they're just counting today as a sick day because she knew I didn't feel good yesterday. She told me to call her later.

????? So I said I still quit. And she said, just think about it until later, we'll miss you. So I said ok sure, I'll think about it but I make no promises.

SERIOUSLY???? THEY'RE NUTS! I can't believe they think I'm crazy!

HAHA I'm thinking REALLY HARD. asshats.

My boss won't answer my email.

hmm. I think they know that I've quit by now. I was supposed to have been there at 9:30 and she wanted me to come in early...

I sent my email at like 7:30 ish... they must be MAAAAAAAD.

haha.

k bye

ps I have no idea what time it is in bizzile my izzle's world. and I don't really care. I know what time it is in heatherland.

pps fonts are fun

Heatheristhecomputertard

Hey photoshoppy people.

If I were going to purchase a book on cs 3 because I need to learn how to use it what would be a good book to get?

Help I'm confused.

thanks. bye now.